This blasphemic statement brought to you by me.
Dan and I were talking while we were walking home from the grocery store, and I started this topic about body fat. Why is it, our bodies store fat for the purpose of burning in case to fend off starvation, but the first thing the body goes for is the muscle mass. The Hell? If our bodies worked properly I could drop all this weight by taking some multi-vitamins and drinking some water. Bit no! Instead I get to keep the fat and nearly kill myself instead. Stupid God doesn't know how to make people properly. Seriously, how stupid can you get. You store fat for the specific purpose of back-up energy in case of emegency, and instead God decides to use the important stuff first! Dammit!
OK, I'm done now.
Bye.
3 comments:
OMG you are so right, I have been angered by His incompetence (yes His, there is no woman on earth who would design like that!) for many years.
In addition to the body fat thing, what the fuck is menstruation all about? Most girls start ages before their hips are properly big enough to birth girls. What the fuck is that!? Why sit through years of inconvenience when it's not baby time yet?
And why didn't God make a sphincter for giving birth? None of this so-called "elastic tissue" bullshit. That hurts! Having a baby should be as easy as taking a shit but noooo, it has to be all "paying for Eve's mistake" and bullshit like that.
Poor design plan, God. Go back to architect school.
Hooray! I love it when you post, Kerrie! You always have the greatest comments! Oh who am I kinding? I just love you! ;-P
Diane, you too rule. I can see God was actually thinking when he made you up. All I can say is welcome to LJ and "meow to the meow".
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